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Joke of the Day

"Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of Omega-3 tablets the other day. Everything is OK; it was just a super fish oil wound."

"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness'"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."

"I wish I could go back in time so I could remember where I was going with this update"

"Yesterday I saw a little kid who kept refusing to go home for a nap. He was resisting a rest."

"Jet Fuel can't melt Ellen Pao [User was banned for this post]"

"I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on"

"What is the richest beverage? Juice."

"I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever."

"A frittata is just an omelette that studied abroad for a year in college."