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Joke of the Day

"a crazy spanish train commits a murder because some guy slept with his train-wife that's a loco motive, ese"

"Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium? He tripped a fan"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"

"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"

"How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you? He has a big E on his pajamas."

"TIFU by buying an MP5K instead of a Mini-Uzi from the Arms Store... Whoops, wrong sub."

"Did you hear about Klu Klux Kineval? He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller"

"How do cows talk to each other? They cowmoonicate."

"Why do people with a gluten allergy usually make for pretty funny comedians? Because they always have silly acts."

"""I literally can't even!"" -- White girl hanging a picture"