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Joke of the Day
"This year's Christmas must-haves? Food, water and shelter! #theclassics"
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"Why did the Shitaki left the party? It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom. It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!"
"Teeth are so weird. Imagine if all of our bones were exposed and we had to brush them."
"[catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened."
"What did Hillary Clinton say to the battered black woman? We've both been beaten by a black guy, let's not let it happen again."
"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."
"Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty to the charge of premeditated murder Frankly I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."
"Why do stormtroopers make good drivers? They won't ever hit anything."
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? .................. Exactly!"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's odd."