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Joke of the Day

"How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's?"

"If I moved to Britain right now, I could retire a wealthy man. My bank account has approximately 6,723 dollars in it, which would convert to like infinite British pounds."

"Why did the Green Giant get a new lid? Because he always spills the beans."

"How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can't change anything."

"Fine wine I like my women like I like my wine, 9 years old and in my basement"

"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"

"She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing."

"Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!"

"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""

"Muffins are just cupcakes that will never get laid."