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Joke of the Day

"If you say 'my cocaine' really loudly, you will sound exactly like Michael Caine saying his own name. I will never get tired of this."

"I looked around for hours, trying to find a Nude Beach. ...but they were all clothed."

"What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up."

"This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night."

"I love nutella so much I want to marry it and have little nutella babies with it and then eat my whole family with a spoon."

"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"

"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"

"Why isn't Hitler allowed at barbecues? Because he burns all the franks but leaves one undercooked."

"What do a condom and a fighter jet have in common? A cockpit."

"dont call my cell phone unless i know you and really even if i know you dont call my cell phone"