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Joke of the Day

"My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite"

"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"

"Taking a cue from politicians, I'm getting thirty normal people to stand behind me every time I say something stupid. (They're here now.)"

"I was going down on this guy.......... ..... He started playing with my hair. I mean, what a homo, right?"

"Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number."

"Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age."

"I hope my children have crippling OCD because free housekeeping would be sweet."

"Why don't women need to go to college? Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich."

"My girlfriend was so intent on going shopping for a dress that she wouldn't even think about seeing a movie. I swear, she's such a clothes-minded person sometimes."

"[at bar] Gee, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse *nearby horse slams down his whisky* COME ON THEN TOUGH GUY *horse throws the 1st punch*"