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Joke of the Day
"What Metallica song does Captain America hate? Trapped Under Ice."
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"Knock-knock. Who's there? Disapointing Frog. Disappointing Frog who? This joke doesn't have a punchline."
"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a bag in my freezer"
"What was Prince's greatest ""Hit?"" Purple Vein"
"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"
"I asked a pregnant woman what cup size she was. She said 500ml."
"What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because muffins can't talk.."
"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Did you know the average performer can subsist off of one compliment for multiple nanoseconds?"
"Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button."