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Joke of the Day
"What Metallica song does Captain America hate? Trapped Under Ice."
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"What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship. *sobs*"
"Glove modeling is a very stable career path... ... you are sure to get a hand job every day."
"Give a dog a bone and you've made a friend for the day, teach a dog to bone and you'll have friends for life."
"What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer"
"Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives..."
"scorpin and subzero walk into a bar the bar gets hot from scorpin and cold from subzero!!"
"""Oh hey there, didn't recognize you with your cap on,"" I say flirtatiously to my toothpaste."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Genocide."
"Where does one drown a hipster? In the mainstream."