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Joke of the Day
"How does a black man laugh? They snigger."
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"I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas. And then I realized, that would be tasteless."
"How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I left early."
"""Twilight"" is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency."
"If a bend in a shoreline creates a large ocean inlet, but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? ... think about it."
"A dude goes to the doctor , the doctor says ""sir you have to stop masturbaiting "" the patient asks why? The doctor goes ""cause i'm trying to examine you"""
"You know you're a bad driver when your GPS tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""
"What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"
"Here's a tip for when you're feeling shit. Wear gloves"
"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". hi Stupid fireman..."