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Joke of the Day
"What drink can wrongly convict a black man? Tequila Mockingbird"
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"[coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]"
"I usually don't pay for sex... ...but sometimes I like to splurge."
"I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair"
"Why doesn't Ed got a girlfriend? Because Sheeran away."
"I went to this zoo the other day, but there was only one dog inside. It was a shitzu."
"You auto complete me."
"INSTRUCTIONS FOR FITTED SHEETS: 1) Know when to hold em. 2) Know when to fold em. 3) Know when to walk away. 4) Know when to run."
"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."
"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"