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Joke of the Day
"What drink can wrongly convict a black man? Tequila Mockingbird"
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"If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places."
"Did ypu know premature ejaculations are hereditary? It comes in your jeans."
"Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal"
"That's a nicece ham you have there. Would be a shame if someone put a ""s"" at the start and a ""e"" at the end."
"Like grandpa always said, 'If you kids don't stop retweeting yourself, you'll go blind.'"
"A rabbi, a Priest, and a duck walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this, a fucking joke?"""
"How did the Jewish mother offer to help her son meet a nice Jewish girl? She offered to pay for half of his J-date membership."
"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."
"How do You Tell if a Woman is a Feminist If the boring clothes, weight problem, lack of makeup or angry demeanour doesn't give it away, she'll tell you within 2 minutes."