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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio? Cleveland Steamers"
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"this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash"
"Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater."
"What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? His ears."
"Bruce Willis: I hate when people talk during movies, I never do it Director: Yes but we're filming the movie now, do you see the difference"
"Her: How do you get girls? Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works? Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying."
"""Have a nice day at the plant!"" -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning"
"How do you start a racist joke? With a look over your shoulder."
"Just signed up to study abroad I heard she has absolute cans."
"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."