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Joke of the Day
"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."
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"Yo' mama is so stupid... (OC) She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess."
"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"
"""we lost your dad during surgery im very sorry"" ha, hes always wandering off ""no he.."" *holds up one finger while on phone* dad ring me back"
"Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date."
"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. . A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday..."
"Whats in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile"
"AudioPhiles be like .mp3, .wav, .flac"
"Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed? Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me."
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."