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Joke of the Day
"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."
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"When I'm empty-handed my dog doesn't know what the word 'sit' means, but if I have a treat she can perform neurosurgery."
"Greg was so hungry he ate a frozen steak. He hadn't really thawed it out."
"Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear? Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this."
"Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!"""
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her"
"Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are."
"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."
"Where does Ubisoft have the most trouble in school The Division"
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."