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Joke of the Day

"Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South? Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth."

"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."

"Your Momma is so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia"

"Due to controversies over child labor in China, Apple has recently had to lay off thousands of people due to loss in sales... They fired the kindergarteners and half the first grade."

"What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals? Human Resources."

"What did one ball say to the other? Who's the dick in the middle?"

"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"

"People that live in glass houses have tons of dead birds on their lawn."

"Son, your chimpanzee girlfriend is tearing this family apart."

"What does a guy with a big dick have for breakfast? I figured you wouldn't know"