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Joke of the Day
"What is the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."
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"A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan... A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan. After hearing about this, his friend says ""So, what was it like to be in the arms of an angel?"""
"Just gonna say... Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0 Number of times after - 1 Draw your own conclusions..."
"What do you call it when a stripper gives you a free lap-dance? A pro boner."
"I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me"
"You deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger."
"""Neighbor""- person next door ""Neigh! Brrrr!!"" - cold horse :("
"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."
"What do you call a group that has gotten nothing done since the 90s The UN"
"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"