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Joke of the Day

"b-52's songs: -'love shack' -'hate shed' -'sad tent' -'happy igloo' -'frustrated RV' -'depression garage' -'melancholy lake house'"

"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers!"

"What do you call fish that taste two times as salty? 2Na"

"""They had to amputate them both at the ankles,"" said Tom, defeated."

"i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the ""i'm not a robot"" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain"

"Dr: You have walking pneumonia. Me: That's impossible. Dr: Wha.. Me: I've never walked a day in my life."

"What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!"

"A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"

"Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way."

"[australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird"