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Joke of the Day
"let me uncover this truth son-of-a-bitch"
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"believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it."
"Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?"
"What is Putin's favorite new ballot? Crimea River"
"Any one remembers 'The Game' ? Now I'll fly away."
"If you had ten minutes to list off all the best Mumford & Sons songs, what would you do with the extra 9 minutes and 55 seconds?"
"At the Bar last evening, there was a blackout.... ..Good thing, I had a light beer."
"It's too tight Girl: It's too tight! Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly Girl: Push it in! Boy: Ah, I can't... Girl: It's painful... Boy: Forget it. I'll just buy a new wedding ring"
"Klondike bars, Hitler did it for one"
"When the atm charges you 3.50 to take out your own money but tells you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed"