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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's least favorite month? Jewn"
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"Apparently ""I don't like scary movies,"" is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video."
"The Pope walks into a mosque The Imam asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""
"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"
"[Dirty] What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the chamber."
"Whats the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad didnt cry when I fucked him in the ass."
"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."
"How do you know you're girlfriend is getting too fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes."
"Why didn't the vampire feed off of Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood."