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Joke of the Day

"What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"

"Broccoli is like anal sex. If you didn't like it forced on you as a child you probably won't like it as an adult."

"""Gotta wake up early"" *sets alarm for 5am* *wakes up at 4:55am to cancel alarm* *goes back to sleep*"

"What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets? hush puppies"

"Why does fluoride cause apathy? Who cares."

"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""

"[spelling bee] Your word is 'golfed' ""May I have it in a sentence please?"" Sure. He golfed with a tee. ""G-O-L-F-T"""

"What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef jerky!"