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Joke of the Day
"Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets? Only thyme will tell."
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"Do you know the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? Well, the people in Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people in Abu-Dhabi-Do."
"Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary."
"What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?"
"What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system silly!"
"Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go."
"10 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date,. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"What do you call sliding into home plate, on a green field in Mexico? Muchas Grassy-ass. I'm sorry."
"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"