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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."
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"My wife said if I took one more picture of her she'd leave me. That's when I snapped."
"A Person With Autism Walks Into A Bar ""Ouch"" he says."
"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"
"You hear the one about the 13 inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
"Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot."
"Did you guys hear about the football player who hits women? No the other one. No the other one."
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"
"If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3 seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance"
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. Always been a family favourite."