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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."

"A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway."

"I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once? Santa isn't real."

"In Germany things generally go from bad to Wurst."

"A Cannibals's Dinner Party If a cannibal is throwing a dinner party, don't show up late. Otherwise you'll get the cold shoulder."

"What kind of vitamin does a pirate take? Vitamin sea."

"I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point."

"In response to /u/WisestAirBender, ""Backwards"" is also a palindrome. ""Backwards"" spelled backwards is ""Sdrawkcab"", which is still backwards."

"A white couple gets a black child Angry husband asks-you white,me white.why is baby black? Wife-you hot,me hot.baby burnt!"