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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, if I wanted to jerk off, I had to use a Sears catalogue But now, with the internet, when I want to jerk off, I can just go to Sears.com."

"What's 6.9? A perfectly good 69 ruined by a period"

"What do you call a gigolo you don't pay? A Free Willy."

"I made my wife dinner tonight She was great with BBQ sauce"

"knock knock whos there?"

"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""

"Dear women married to homophobic racist adult males: Nice ass."

"Why was 10 scared? ... because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)"

"A man goes to a job interview... Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Man: ""Probably my honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think that's a weakness."" Man: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."