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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? The pastor The pastor who? Open the fucking door goddamit, there's a crazy white man with a gun, let me out!"

"CRAIGSLIST AD: Wanted - chicken nugget shaped like Rafael. Have 2 Leonardo's, willing to trade. Serious offers only. No Michaelangelo's."

"If the T-Rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean."

"Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements? The liter."

"What do you call a Spanish woman with a loose vagina? Consuelo!"

"sometimes when i'm doing my taxes i'm like maybe prison would be easier"

"The NA cs:go scene"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you stole daddys car! Why you steal daddys car?! (chappie joke I stole from youtube)"

"What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""

"What's worse than seeing a worm in an apple u just bit into? Holocaust"