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Joke of the Day
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem ... Comes out of nowhere!"
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"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."
"If you're testing me, we failed."
"""Hey buddy, what's up?!!"" -- short honk ""I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE"" -- long honk"
"Today, I got lit, went to Denny's, ordered a t-bone & eggs, and scarfed it all down... I guess you could say... it was a ""high-steaks"" scenario."
"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* I wish for World peace. Genie: Can't do it. Million dollars? Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume."
"The employee got fired from Pepsi because he tested positive for coke."
"Yo mama so stupid that..... she tried to stop the cold war with a heater."
"I heard that Yoga class was a great place to meet women So I went every day for three months. Bad news is I didn't meet a girl. Good news is I can now give myself a blowjob."
"Failed my biology test today... They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."