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Joke of the Day
"Women are only terrible at parking because we're constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is"
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"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."
"So, a girl was giving me a handjob... and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way."
"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"
"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak."
"NSFW What is little, red and crawling up a womans leg? A failed abortion with homesickness."
"What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !"
"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"
"What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar."
"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""