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Joke of the Day

"Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button? ...I dont want people to know I use google+"

"I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you're scrolling on your phone"

"How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"Where do two electrons race? On a circuit"

"I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast"

"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."

"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"

"Pizza joke? Forget it, it's too cheesy"

"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"

"What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? I know I'm not the only Juan "