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Joke of the Day

"I did laundry for 7 miles according to my Fitbit that I accidentally washed and dried."

"I am so happy the US Supreme Court legalized gay marriage because I know that now the government and citizens will focus on the really important problems and issues."

"I'm a journalist. My paper asked if I would write an article about bukkake I said ""I've got it covered""..."

"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."

"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"

"What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !"

"I dropped two bucks yesterday... Third one got away."

"What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!"

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?"