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Joke of the Day
"While the worker was talking about computer parts he made my motherboard"
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"How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie? Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket."
"What makes a good Stalin joke? The execution."
"What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS"
"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"
"What are the two sexiest barn yard animals? Brown-chicken-brown-cow"
"giving birth and cutting of your fingers are alike alot it hurts like hell and you wont really look the same afterwards. the only difference is that stupid people have to stop after 10 fingers"
"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."
"If you're wondering what all these scratches on my chest are from, it's because my cat hates to get in the hot tub with me."