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Joke of the Day
"BOSS: Don't just stand there. ME: Bust a move? BOSS: What? ME: Nothing, I'll go make some copies."
Next Joke
"How does a fallopian tube take its eggs? (Ovaries Z)"
"Yes, it is. Is time travel possible?"
"Your momma's so fat. When she was born, the universe expanded."
"Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie."
"What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute."
"Have you heard of the guy that lost his left side He's all right now"
"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? She didn't see that well"
"Wife: you're drunk Me: no'm not Wife: I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME Me: HE JURSTA PRO BROY FUMMA FLOOR FLAMLEE Wife: Me: ok lil bit"