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Joke of the Day

"I've got a friend who is a structural engineer. He's always complaining about stress at work. EDIT: damn I wish I got karma for this post."

"Did you hear about the pirates who became shoe shiners? They were s*washbuckling*!"

"If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and emailed me 3 days later asking if I have a job yet"

"So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?"

"*goes 100mph in Prius *gets pulled over by police Cop: HOW"

"here is a joke said no german ever"

"Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach."

"What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings? Ali"

"Cows are vegetarians too, but you won't hear them bragging about it on Twitter."

"The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping."