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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about censorship is ??????????????"
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"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."
"2015. Worse than the death of paper is the death of staplers. Rest in peace you sexy plastic alligators."
"*Dad enters room dressed as Han Solo* ""May divorce be with you"" ""What?"" ""Your mother and I are getting a divorce. I figured I'd make it fun"""
"Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28 and her other arm is just as big!"
"My wife is divorcing me, apparently she is sick of all my flower puns... I asked her ""Where's this stemming from petal?"""
"Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?"
"In Texas you're allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man if I lived there I'd host sooo many parties"
"Did you watch the movie constipation? It never came out."