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Joke of the Day

"Grow it out for the summer Nice one liner I thought of today- What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?"

"My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident. Her nipples were pierced."

"Why do cats and dogs lick their own genitals? Because they can reach."

"What was the name of Europe's most famous Jewish knight? Sir cumcised"

"""Who are we?"" ""Women!"" ""What do we want?"" ""We don't know!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Now!"""

"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."

"Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany? Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race..."

"A man was arrested for having sex inside a West Virginian Olive Garden with an employee. Apparently he took ""When you're here, you're family"" too literally."

"The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband."

"What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir."