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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. Who's there? *long pause* ding-dong ditch."
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"Referenced my previous girlfriend in an academic paper It was very ex-citing"
"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one-iron Because even God can't hit a one-iron"
"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
"Kanye West becomes the President And Kim Kardashian becomes the First Lady"
"If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security."
"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."
"A cop pulls over a stoner The cop looks at him and asks ""How high are you?"" to which the stoner replies ""No officer, the correct way to say it is Hi how are you."""
"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."