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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I put my head between my legs and fall forward. Thats how I roll."

"What do you call... a dog with no back legs and steel testicles....... Sparky."

"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""

"Stopped to put air in my tires today. The pump cost $1.50! I remember when those things used to only cost 25 cents. Guess the price has adjusted for inflation."

"If you have trouble spelling... Go to the internet, there are always peeple who will corecct you"

"We have much to learn about the fabric of space-time. But we know you can't make a decent sweater out of it. Too scratchy."

"Egyptians don't walk like that."

"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"

"I like my women like I like my Coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer"

"Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride."