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Joke of the Day

"TIME TO RETIRE Q: WHEN DOES A PROSTITUTE KNOW IT TIME TO RETIRE? A: WHEN SHE CAN NO LONGER HIDE THE STRETCHMARKS AROUND HER LIPS."

"What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains? -Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming"

"What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!"

"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."

"What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris"

"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""

"Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing! it hung itself!"

"Statue of Liberty How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French? It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States"

"I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our dicks out for haram babes"

"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."