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Joke of the Day

"I was talking to the anorexic cannibal.. I told him self-indulgence isn't the answer and he needs to face his problems. He threw up his arms and walked away."

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"""Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. That sounds like a great idea."" -Ironic Maiden"
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"What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake"
"How do you break a Pollock's finger? Punch him in the nose."
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"I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?"