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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers? The steaks were getting too damn high."

"Why does the number 288 not come up in polite conversation? Because it's two gross."

"Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food."

"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""

"Q: What is a 'forum'? A: Two-um plus two-um."

"My science test was like Jesus and the Cross... I fucking nailed it. Ok, I'll go now."

"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops, wrong sub"

"What disease did the house have? Shingles."

"A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?"" One student responds, ""Mouthwash"""

"What did one priest say to the other priest? ""Do you know where my son is?"" ""Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."""