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Joke of the Day
"What is the easiest way to kill a gaggle of black men? Tie watermelons to the bottom of a lake"
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"What is a pirate's favourite letter? Aye."
"/r/programming joke On a scale if 0 to 1, does it hurt?"
"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."""
"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"
"Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end."
"The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever"
"I don't care if you're here to murder me we take our shoes off in this house."