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Joke of the Day

"What is the easiest way to kill a gaggle of black men? Tie watermelons to the bottom of a lake"

"Q: What's blue and looks like a bucket? A: A red bucket in disguise."

"Religion... That is all."

"I wanted to take up yoga. I contacted a yoga instructor and told him I wanted to be able to do the splits. He said ""what's your flexibility like?"" I said ""I can't do Tuesdays""."

"Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10? Because : he still loves vista,baby!"

"If I had a dollar for every woman that thought I was ugly... Eventually they wouldn't think I was ugly."

"The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat."

"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"

"I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump. This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Free World."

"Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup... Apparently he's been operating a racket for years."