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Joke of the Day
"I stretch daily to squeeze the demons out of my blood. It's the only way I know how to exorcise."
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"I don't go to the mailbox because that's where the Responsibility Monster lives."
"My dad just told me I should ""stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"" Dad jokes, am I right?"
"Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."
"Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races? They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it."
"Girl to boy. Girl: What's up ? Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it ?"
"what happens when the world stops existing,when all the stars and planets don't exist anymore? Half life 3 will go into early development."
"What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach"
"DOING NF NOW! ign OpticVpredz [x1] [xboxone]"
"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"