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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a dead baby? I only have one under my bed"

"What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."

"Since we're still doing Pirate Jokes... What's the Pirates favorite letter? Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C."

"What do Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have in common? Their goldman sacks"

"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"

"What is yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children."

"What is the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race..."

"Why was the stoner kicked out of the eating competition? He was caught using performance enhancing drugs."

"I tried to tell the doctor I was constipated... She said I was full of shit"

"The thought of Aortic Dissection just tears me up inside."