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Joke of the Day

"What's al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"How many babies do you need to paint a wall? It depends how strong you throw them"

"Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center? Too many walkers."

"I don't like public bathrooms because people look at me weird when I fully submerge my penis in urinal water to pee."

"What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world? Nothing, she's fine"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle pith helmet and pygmy guide"

"If Russia tried to take Turkey from behind... ... do you think Greece would help ?"

"I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with."

"I got pulled over today for going 112 mph in a 55 mph zone. The police officer said ""I've been waiting for someone like you all day."" I promptly replied ""Well I got here as fast as I could!"""

"A limerick for The Isle of Skye When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish fly I had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July"