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Joke of the Day

"If someone says ""With all due respect,"" what follows is the verbal equivalent of a captive chimp hurling feces at you."

"Car company executives must have the best memories in the world because GM recalls everything."

"Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was."

"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."

"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"

"Why do Mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because it says no TRESpassing."

"Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away"

"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."

"I'm not gay I just have a dick fetish."