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Joke of the Day

"What else can you call pictures depicting children sexually? Underdeveloped photos."

"Classic. Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands."

"What do you call a married cougar? A cheetah."

"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"

"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."

"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."

"There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!"

"I'm excited for the Supreme Court to finally let us know if gay people are human beings."

"When I was at school, the school bully used to make me rub my head against a giant piece of sandpaper. I was no match for him."

"My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg. Surgery didn't go well."