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Joke of the Day

"Two gay men go into a bar. One says to the other, ""Can I push in your stool?"" Not sure if its a repost. My coworker just told me this."

"Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets."

"Selling racist jokes at $1 per person... ... or 60 cents for black people."

"Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups."

"I had a three way the other night.... Had a couple no shows, but I still had a good time."

"Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money."

"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"

"Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory"

"Just found some atheist propaganda in this motel room. I opened the dresser drawer and it was empty."

"I'm unsure how I feel about my new mirror... ...I just haven't had time to reflect yet. www.ChippedBeefOnToast.com"