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Joke of the Day

"Two gay men go into a bar. One says to the other, ""Can I push in your stool?"" Not sure if its a repost. My coworker just told me this."

"A piece of shit walks into a bar It's my dad... My dad is a piece of shit."

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"My life is a nightmare since they legalized gay marriage Because I have Iridophobia."

"Rest in peace Dave ""The Diamond"" Clancy, and any other celebrity I just made up."

"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."

"My girlfriend hate when i call her fat And now she want us to break up so i said : What about the baby."

"You can only push me so far before I breakdance."

"What is a pirate's favorite element? Gold."

"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."