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Joke of the Day
"One day... I was on the front page of reddit"
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"Two fish are in a tank... the first fish says to the second... ""You man the guns, i'll drive!"""
"To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles: Grow up."
"I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies."
"What does a spanish programmer program in? Si++"
"When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr."
"I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted."
"Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock? He was cleared of all charges."
"When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper ""It's ok I see them too"""
"What do lesbians in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar."