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Joke of the Day
"I swear, just as she was falling asleep, my seven-year-old murmured ""giggity."""
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"I just went to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
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"What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs"
"[Lie detector] ""You claim you can move an object by saying just one word. Is this true?"" - Yes *needle going nuts* ""I, sir, have been owned"""
"I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it."
"My local feminist charity is hiring. I found their recruitment slogan to be a bit counterintuitive... ""Girl power needs manpower."""
"In Soviet Russia, The LSD take you."