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Joke of the Day

"What is a fatass' favorite kind of computer a big mac"

"I saved a girl from getting raped last night.. .. I stayed home and jacked off"

"""..so that's the story of Christmas. Questions?"" Where do turtledoves come from? ""Well, when a turtle and a dove really love each other.."""

"What do you call a duck that's a drug addict? A quack-head."

"What do the Welsh call safe sex? Spray painting the sheep that bite."

"Friend: You're going to be an usher at our wedding. Is that okay? Me: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah."

"[two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain] ""Hi."" ""Hi. U look familiar. Were u on A3564 before it went supernova?"" ""Yes."" ""U still owe me $20."""

"A Jewish dad walks into a bar mitzvah. . edited to add the missing z"

"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."

"I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss."