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Joke of the Day

"Two fish were in a tank... One says to the other: you shoot, I'll drive"

"How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't, it was just an Aleutian."

"Said this at dinner last night. Bit creepy, but laughs were had. ""He may die a virgin but he ain't gonna be buried one."""

"""Dad, tell me a joke"" ""Pussy"" ""I don't get it"" ""I know, son"""

"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."

"seems like you must have been preeeetty stupid to get caught for murder in the 1800s"

"really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later"

"Making Asian food is easy... It's a WOK in the park"

"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."

"Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)"