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Joke of the Day
"Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall."
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"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."
"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."
"Old Stupid Joke http://www.digg.com"
"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?"
"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"
"Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit? Cause I want to drop a baby in you."
"Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday'... ...never again. [/timvine]"
"What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common? Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated."
"My son just announced ""I like snacks."" I'm off to draft a press release."