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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke."

"Why don't Australians have sex? Because they mate. ...I'll let myself out."

"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"

"I asked my friend what he gave up for lent... He said Christianity."

"A guy came to me with a bag in his hand. He said ""If you can guess how many donuts are in this bag... I'll give you both of them."""

"*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*"

"How do they fit so many islands into such a small bottle of dressing??!!"

"TOP REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES: 1) Ted Cruz 2) A gun 3) Your racist uncle 4) A gun in a cowboy hat 5) Jeb Bush 6) Literally a turd"

"Her: I like your facial hair Me: I like YOUR facial hair (FLIRTING IS HARD)"

"How do you find will smith in a snow storm? Follow the fresh prints"