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Joke of the Day
"My bedtime is 9:11pm... So I never forget."
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"My Wife Saw Me Licking A Yogurt Lid And Said ""Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?"" ""Because Yogurt Tastes Better"" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday"
"Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He wanted to go bear foot."
"I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions."
"Why don't vegans eat chicken? Because it contains egg..."
"Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."
"If ""six degrees"" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said ""Hi."""
"How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon? The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK"
"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"
"9/10 men said they like women with curves The tenth one liked the other 9 guys."