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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm at Mel Gibson drunk right now."

"Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p"

"Found a jelly bean in my skittles like a surprise gift from the Diabetes Fairy."

"An astronaut was ejected from the ISS naked. It's OK, though. He felt no pressure."

"When I post a joke... ...and no one rates, I just assume that they all died from laughter.!!"

"Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had... I spent the whole time trying to find myself"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil."

"Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man ""What are you thinking?"" Because now I know and I am horrified."

"Because of the efforts of my great grandfather, we don't speak German in this country. That's because he single-handedly killed 11 language teachers."

"What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off"